Twit-Ku: My Stab at Twitter Haiku
Posted on July 22, 2009
I read a tweet once that said, “Twitter’s not better than sex, but sliced bread had better watch out!”
That’s overstated of course, and I think the jury’s still out.
I am still doing my own 12-month analysis of Twitter, as it applies to small business strategy (both my own and that of my clients). Along the way, I just can’t help but to poke fun.
These 8 haikus are just my random thoughts from a light afternoon. Enjoy.
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I’m a loser then
I am still a loser now
Follow me to hell.
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Yes I got your #fail
It is stuck inside my craw
You just don’t get it.
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I am an expert
You click now upon my link
See, I’m an expert.
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Read me, read me now!
Time stands still in Twitterverse
Real work? That can wait.
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You share and I share
Relationship blooming now.
Will we ever meet?
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Followers galore
Hot air blowing day and night
Unfollowed, Bozo
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Here’s another quote
Brimming with significance
Don’t I make you smile?
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O my followers
Where would you be without me?
Productive and glad?
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PLEASE add your own in the comments, or of course let me know if you liked any one of mine in particular!
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Jul 22, 2009
Best ever:
I am an expert
You click now upon my link
See, I’m an expert.
OLL! (out-loud laughing)
Jul 22, 2009
Jul 22, 2009
Numbers 6 and 8 are especially brilliant.
Jul 23, 2009
Yep. Brilliant as usual!
Here’s my stab at a Twit-book-Space Haiku:
Packaging replaces content
Distraction instead of use
Sound and apathy signaling extinction
Trivial and trite
I sell my habits for free
pay my pimp with attention
Besides those sentiments, I really do see great potential for social networking as it relates to the concepts of “tribes” elegantly explained by Seth Godin.
Cheers!
Ok just one more:
I have no direction
but that which curiosity gives.
I sail in digital circles yapping full voice
Jul 23, 2009
No idea you had that in you! You’re like the Robert Frost of business strategy.